So, there I was just leaving my house to go buy some cheap mangos down the street. the sandy ground was still moist from yesterdays rains. I look up as I close my front gate and find before me a young boy herding a young ram along. The ram followed after the boy as he made clicking noises. Then the ram saw me. I am no friend of sheep or goats, because they have eaten most of everything that I have planted in this country. I stared at that ram as he passed by, and then the ram stopped moving forward. He dug his feet in and turned his body towards me. I knew what was going to happen. the ram suddenly sprang at me like a jack in the box and rammed me in the thigh. I grabbed him by the horns and said some very inappropriate things to it. The boy came and apologized for his rams aggressive behavior. Then I ate a mango.
-Mike
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